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- What time does the 8 am tour meet? or What time is the Midnight buffet?
- Which beach is closest to the ocean? or Is the island completely surrounded by water?
- Do these stairs go up or down?
- Will THIS elevator take me to the front of the ship?
- What's the elevation of the ship?
- How can I tell which photo's are mine?
- Do the crew sleep on board?
- What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?
- What religion are the people who wear the patches behind their ears?
Yes, seriously these were questions I was asked and had to answer completely straight-faced. Although I do distinctly recall the lady who asked me if the stairs went up or down. I replied "Both. If you are at the top, they go down and if you are at the bottom, they go up." All she said was "Wow!"